zeldathemes

I'm Melanie and dogs are important to me

If you had the chance
to change your fate, would you?
1,797,965 plays

saltunderthesea:

jessica-dispute:

benzobuttercup:

robinnnnnnnnnnn:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

I’M GETTING MY WISDOM TEETH OUT ON MONDAY I HOPE I AM THIS GREAT

I’M IN TEARS

"this is bad"

Me: She identifies as a girl. So she's a girl.
Friend: But she's really a
Me: No stop
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Song: Hollaback Boy
Artist: Cobra Starship
Album: Loves You
Plays: 366,483

pastashovel:

Cobra Starship - “Hollaback Boy” 

UH HUH HOLY SHIT IT’S ABOUT TIME YOU GET OFF MY DICK

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

peperomint:

im mad i went so long thinking pink couldnt b my favorite color bc i ‘didnt wanna be like other girls’ bc society told me that liking pink made me ditsy and feminine and that that was bad……….. i love pink………… fck The Man….. paint the statue of liberty pink

did-you-kno:

Five 19-year-old men created an app called “Push for Pizza,” which allows you to order a pizza in mere seconds by pushing a button shaped like a pizza slice.
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did-you-kno:

Five 19-year-old men created an app called “Push for Pizza,” which allows you to order a pizza in mere seconds by pushing a button shaped like a pizza slice.

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shittier:

snorlaxatives:

peterfromtexas:

UCF two tallest volleyball players and shortest cheerleader

this fucked me up

jesus i’m all kinds of fucked up

shittier:

snorlaxatives:

peterfromtexas:

UCF two tallest volleyball players and shortest cheerleader

this fucked me up

jesus i’m all kinds of fucked up

fstw:

heyfunniest:

When you blink faster than the shutter camera.

nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately

fstw:

heyfunniest:

When you blink faster than the shutter camera.

nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately

dddipitinyogurt:

I lost it after the last set

tyleroakley:

THESE ARE ALL FLAWFREE