zeldathemes

I'm Melanie and dogs are important to me

If you had the chance
to change your fate, would you?

I was at the mall today with some friends and a lady had a shirt on that said “If I wanted to hear from an asshole I’d fart” and it was fucking great

  #me    #alyssa  

cuteless:

is your mouth a butthole because shit just keeps coming out

fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden

gamers-de-culto:

Sir Michael

gamers-de-culto:

Sir Michael

delightfullyillegal:

erinkrystynax:


crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway




THEY ARE NOT THAT BIG

delightfullyillegal:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

THEY ARE NOT THAT BIG

theneverlandarchitect:

feferiden:

gingerhaze:

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This is the realest shit

Yo, I’m not even going to pretend I haven’t been bolder about walking into intersections since I graduated. Or maybe since I saw this text post when it started circulating

Whichever. The motto is “hit me, motherfucker, pay my loans.”

owlmylove:

if u don’t like Hufflepuffs then u must not like acceptance, honesty, equality, loyalty, easy kitchen access and lovely cozy hobbit holes and if u don’t like any of those things then u must be a very sad person and i will invite u into our cozy badger tunnel and nab u some cauldron cakes and butterbeer from the kitchens next door and listen to ur troubles until u feel a lil less sad